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Birthday: 3/23/1987
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Saturday, April 16, 2005

yEA ALRiGHT...WELL i WAS HAViNG A CONVERSATiON WiTH THE `PEACH` AND THiS iS WHAT WENT DOWN...

 

CARLOS: yeaa well i bet you that you cant drive a stick.

ME: mayybe...no i can't lol.

CARLOS: yeaa i thought so...

ME: so0o newaaayyyz...

SOO ME AND CARLOS WERE ON THE FONE TALKiNG AND LiKE ALL OF A SUDDEN HiS MOM WAS TALKiNG TO HiM AND SHE WAS ALL LiKE...

CARLOS'S MOM [ in the backround ] : carlos who are you talking to?

CARLOS:  a girl

CARLOS'S MOM: =O!... ooommggg ! my little boy is talking to a girl!

ME:  LMAO!!!!  HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!!

CARLOS: awww mannn..my mom just made me sound like a fag..

ME STiLL LAUGHiN My ASS OFF... CRAKN ALL SORTS OF FUNNyS'..AND CARLOS HAS NO iDEA WHAT TO SAY SO HE'S JUST LAUGHiN iT UP WiTH ME..

ME:  LOLOL soo .. [ then carlos interupts me ]

CARLOS:  yea what the hell do you want...your just trying to get back at me for callin you a dike huh...

ME: [ ignored what he said cuz i hella got his ass GOOD.] so0o..that explains why and how you know how to drive stick huh! LMAO!

CARLOS:  LOL awwww....

 HAHAH LOL soo that was the end of the story....cause i hadda go cuz i lost my voice laughin my ass off..and he got mad i think..lol but yea aw man that shyt was hekka funny..dammn ...LMAO! hahaha..i cant get over that shyt lol..SEE i TOLD yOU THAT i WOULD GET AT yOU FOR SOMETHiNG HELLA GAy FOR yOU CALLN' ME A DiKE YOU FAG HAHAHA..and i did =]...lol so were EVEN..[ but i got ur ass heka good ] lol and your MOM to..hahahah LMAO!


Sunday, March 27, 2005

UHMMM...iM BLOGGiNG...LOL THE FUCK..i HAVE NO iDEA WHAT TO TALK ABOUT..REAL TALK..HAHA SHyT i SWEAR i HELLA FERGOT HOW TO WRiTE iN THESE THiNGS BUHH FUCKN' DAMM...HMMM WUTS NEW WUTS NEW WUTS NEWWWWW....NOOOTHiNG AT ALL...WELL i GOT SHyT OF My OWN BUT i AyNT GUNNA MAKE My SHyT PUBLiC ON THiS XANGA...NEWAyZ DAMM i HAVNT BLOGGED iN A QWiK MiN. HAHAH! DAMM NOVEMBER..NEWAyZ i SERiOUSLy HAVE NOTHiNG TO SAy EXCEPT....LiFES A BiiiiTCH! FUCK.

 

currently:
chatting with-
  ppl
on the phone with- no one
doing- the fuck?...your mother.
eating-  a chocolate bunny =]
watching- BET
wearing- nothing im fuckn naked..clothes asshole.
looking at- the computer..duh

when was the last time:
you got mad- dont trip
you were happy- 2 weeks ago
your were sad- today =[
you got nervous- uhmm ...
you got bored- now thas y im doing this fuckn idiot
you got scared- when i saw a spider
you ate- shyt i dont keep track..
you did your homework- lol

how many:
friends do you have- none
best friends- me,myself,and i
pets- 2 dogs, and a fuckn bird [ its my sisters] i hate that thing
teachers- 6
classes- 6
books you have read- lol yea ok
xangas- 2
screenames- lol omg fukn.14..15? iono i only use 1 now

do you have-
glasses? fukn got jacked last year..both pairs
braces? shyt i got str8 teeth
alot of friends? no bitch i told u i have no friends
good grades? lol
bad grades? uhhh
nice hair? i guess..ppl say so
nice shoes? ofcourse
cool teachers? the fuck..hell naw
weird friends? fuck you
a pimple(s)? o yeaa i got hella!...SIKE
a xanga? nooo thas y im doing this..fag
a layout made by you? shyt iono how to do these things.

what is your favorite:
color- yellow bitch
friend- your gay
animal- puppys =]
teacher- dont got one
season- when ever its not raining and thers no skool..o summer haha.


month- march 23, =] duhh!
holiday- my birthday, christmas, and whenever i get something
jewelry- gold..necklace
make-up- i hate makeup..but i need it lol =x
subject in school- yea right..skools gay


SERiES 0NE - Y0U
Birth time: 11 something
Last place you traveled:  hawaii
Eye Color:  light brown
Nail Color:  i got them done
Height:  FUCK YOU
Zodiac Sign:  aries


SERiES TW0 - DESCRiBE
Your heritage:  im fuckn white and filipino
The shoes you wore today: my snoow boots haha...sexy
Your hair:  corn rows
Your weakness: uhh FOOD, FOOD, FOOD...lol and someone = /
Your fears:  spiders..heights..iono
Your perfect pizza:  5 cheese with tomatoes ..unos pizza arye..
One thing you'd like to achieve:  grades

SERiES TWEE - WHAT IS..
Your most overused phrase on aim:  HAHHA LOL...
Your thoughts first waking up: wtf
Your current worry: 
Your plans tomorrow: iono fuck i wish i was in the bay..real talk
Your best physical feature:  iono shyt...
Your greatest accomplishment: iono

SERiES F0UR - Y0U PREFER
Sunrise or sunset: both
Gore or horror: both
Eastsiiiide or wessssside: lol the middle
Stripes or poki dots:  your gay
Money or fame: fukk bothh
Planes or trains:  FUCK TRAINS!
Metal or hardcore:  HARDCORE BITCH!
Boxers or briefs:  boxers
Your life is:  FUCK LIFE ITS A BITCH!
Pools or hot tubs:  both

SERiES FiVE - D0 Y0U
Cuss:  FUCK YEA MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!
Do you think you've been in love:  iono no...
Want to get married:  yea
Type w/ your fingers on the right keys:  what


Like to take baths:  yea bubble baths =]
Get motion sickness: no..o well ..sometimes on roller coasters
Like talking on the phone:  to certain ppl
Like thunderstorms: fuck that
Play an instrument: yea im a pro bitch
Workout: used to lol
Like reading: lol yea okkk

SERiES SEX - FAVORITES
Kind of fruit: fuk iono

Music to fall asleep to: i cant fall asleep to music
Time of the day: the freaks come out at night
Feature in the opposite sex:  eyes...SMILE...face...color lol.
Car:  BMW..celica..uhh gyeaa iono
Number:  23
Thing to do right before bed: hot sex
Thing to say when you're mad: lol i say ALOT!
Era: jesus era lol iono the fuk kinna question is that..
Horror movie: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE!
Colors:  yellow dammm

SERiES SEVEN - FUTURE
Age you hope to be married: iono not now though
Numbers & Names of Children: 2-3...dominic..jaydalynne..jesenia..jessalynne..kai..lol iono
Describe your Dream Wedding: FUCKN HUGE!
How do you want to die: in my sleep
Where you want to go to college: stanford..but that wont ever happen
What do you want to be when you grow up: famous
What country would you most like to visit: FUCK COUNTRY..

 

Chapter One-Me

Name: jessica

Nicknames: jess..and dont trip about the others.

Age: 16

Sex: sure y not?

Eye Color: light brown..u asked that already

Hair Color:...

Height: 5 something lol

Zodiac Sign: ...u asked already

   

Chapter Two-Favorites

Color: fuk u asked already !

Shape: STRAIGHT!

Food: LOL OFCOURSE!

Drink: anything good

Fruit: yes u r

Music: rap hip hop rnb slow jams..old skool..island jams..underground..jessica simpsons =x haaha so what.

Movie: comedy ..scarry..what evers good

Day: yea and nite bitch

Holiday: what ever time i can get presents

Number: 23

Car: shutup

Computer Game: fuck that

            

Chapter Three-Right Now

What r you wearing: nothing

Hows your hair done: corn rows dam shutup

What r u craving: FOOD

Who r u crushin on: =]..my gorgeous

What r u listing to: natalie-goin crazy

Chapter four-Do You...

Cuss:...

Drink: no

Do Drugs: no

Smoke: no

Belive in love: no

Workout: lol

Chapter five-Future

Do You Wanna get married:...

What

 

What would you name them:...

Describe your dream wedding:...

[y][o][u]

[Name] jessica
[Age] 16
[Sex] female
[School] gay ass west high
[Sign] aries
[State] cali.
[Exact Location] embaressed to say...

[c][u][r][r][e][n][t][l][y]

[Current Date] march 27
[Current Time] 7:58
[Clothes] dam u ask some wierd as question fuck
[Weather] ugly
[Hair Do] ...
[Footware] socks
[Mood]  irriated..frustrated..sad..annoyed...bored
[Talking To] non ya
[Sounds] wtf?

[h][o][w] [m][a][n][y]        

[Cups On Desk] yeaa i got like a dozen...?
[Pets] yea
[Siblings] 1
[Crushes] im a player ..jk lol
[Cousins] alot
[Aunts] alot
[Uncles] alot

 [h][o][w] [m][a][n][y] [t][i][m][e][s] [p][e][r] [d][a] [y] [d][o] [y][o][u]

[Change Clothes] like 2-3
[Shower] 1-2
[Brush Your Teeth] fuk i i brush like 5 times a day..no lie
[Wash Your Face] 3
[Brush Your Hair] alot

[Say the Word "ok"] alot
[Yell at Your Siblings] lol..i got her on cheq
[Slam Doors] uhmm its been a while

[f][r][i][e][n][d][s]

[Nicest] lol
[Coldest] how the fuck do i noe
[Smartest] all the asian ones
[Tallest] alot haha
[Shortest] leah...bri...gianna...
[Most Fashionable] uhmm there all srubs...jk jk
[Smells Best] =]
[Weirdest Conversations] lol shyt me jk
[Deepest Conversations] carol
[Stupidest Conversations] hhaha
[Best Lier] MAN FUCK YOU IF UR A LIER..fag
[Hottest] ...
[Most Annoying]...dont get me started
[Best] iono...
[Most Orginized] the asian ones
[Least Orginized] fuck shutup
[Always Late] desirae haha
[Always Early] dam iono
[Always On Time] ..yea ok

 [h][a][b][i][t][s] [(do you)]

[Bite Your Nails] noope
[Procrastinate] yea when i dont feel like doin something
[Stress] mmhmm = /
[Take out Your Issues On Others] lol..yea if they annoy me
[Self Injure- (ex: cut, burn, pull hair)] uhmm...no
[Flirt Too Much] ? i dont think so...im normal?? lol
[Eat Too Much] FUCK YESSIR!
[Have an Eating Disorder] lol hell naw..if thats wut u call EATING ALOT..then yes
[Tend to Judge People] depends
[Any Other Habbits?] nooo

[f][o][r] [a] [m][i][l][l][i][o][n]  [b][u][c][k][s] [(would you)]

[Name Your Kid Dammit] hahaha yea..ill juss make it sounds pimp
[Strip For Your Classmates]...can i still go to heaven?
[Shave Your head] fuck iono bout that lol
[Wax Off Your Eyebrows] yea
[Wax An Old man's Back] hahah gyea
[Sit In a Cage With 4 Hungry Wolves] ummm
[Eat A Snake] damm uhh
[Make Out With Your Best Friends Boyfriend] aww thas fucked
[Swim With The Jelly Fish] lol shyt ..proly though lol
[Make Out With Your Teacher] are they hot?
[Strip At a School Pep Assebly] ...mayyybe
[Stand up In Class And Flip Your Teacher The Bird] HELL YEA!

 [a][l][m][o][s][t] [o][v][e][r]

[Why Did You Take This Survey] i juss did
[What's The Time Now] why..8:10
[What Are You Doing After This] dont trip
[Bye!]..yea fuck you


 


 

 


 yea..im that boreed..


Thursday, November 18, 2004

aLpHaK3nY0n3: lol in PE shannon was talkin bout how her dad fucked her
DA SHORT y BOSS: HAHAAHAHAHA LMAO! HAHAAHHAHAH!
DA SHORT y BOSS: wtf?!
DA SHORT y BOSS: r u seriouis??
DA SHORT y BOSS: wut happend?
aLpHaK3nY0n3: lol seriously i sware 2 god
DA SHORT y BOSS: well wut she say??
DA SHORT y BOSS: ahaha
aLpHaK3nY0n3: ugly bitch thas all she can get is in the family
DA SHORT y BOSS: hhaha lmao! aww shyt markis ur hella funny...daaam well wut was she sayin foo?
aLpHaK3nY0n3: sum1 ask her how many ppl she slept wit and she said 4......well not relly 4 kuz 1 of em is blood related so0o0o i was liek ooooooooooooooooo helllllllllllllllllllllllll nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and then i was like omg u fuked ur dad hahahahh and she was like no0oo0oo0 he fucked me
aLpHaK3nY0n3: ALLLLLLLLLLLL BADDDDDDDD
DA SHORT y BOSS: HAHAHHAHALMAO! HAHAHAHHA OMG THAS FUKIN GROOOOSE!...WELL iono if its her real dad cuz her ass is adopted
DA SHORT y BOSS: lol mark wants a piece of that ass ;]
aLpHaK3nY0n3: fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk noo
DA SHORT y BOSS: lol dont trip shell give u sum pineapple
aLpHaK3nY0n3: she look like my ass on crack

 

HAHAH! O MAN THiS KiDS HiLARiOUS! MARKS THE BEST!


Sunday, November 14, 2004

aLpHaK3nY0n3: hmmmmm dunt member screamin my name?
DA SHORT y BOSS: no...i was screamin johnny dep
aLpHaK3nY0n3: ya thas my code name'

aLpHaK3nY0n3: u no sum of my friends sya i look liek johhny dep
aLpHaK3nY0n3: most of em r guys tho:-\

aLpHaK3nY0n3: ill be ur bitch 4 a day if i can spend my life wit u

hahaah! marks gr8!


Slob on my knob
Like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name
Sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts
Lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please don't touch
First find a mate
Second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name rover
I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush
Shouldn't had a woosh
Told her to stop, and take a dush
While she did that
I didn't want the cat
So I found out and never came back

Suck a nigga dick or something [4x]

My nigga D-Magic
Said they had to have it
I said just forget it, it's too craby
Know a little freak, in Hollywood
Sucks on dick, does it real good
She'll give you money, feel up your tummy
House full of kids, parents all schummy
Once had a down, backyard ground
Hit it from the back
Enjoy the sound
Lay on the cover
Always use the rubber
Till I got caught, fucking with her mother
She blamed it on me
We fought in the street
She pulled out a knife, so I had to flee
Called up the boys
Went to her house
Charged the whole place
Threw the bitch out
Police busted in
Where the niggas at
We left just in time, and never came back
Roll through the hood, waving at the freaks
Who's sniffing all the rocks, and smoking all the geeks
Made another stop
Police station
Saw a few cops
Drove by and sprayed them
Licensee tag number
A nigga said he saw
Bogus all the time
Never get caught

THyS SONG iS THA SHyT...thnx g3o fer findin them lyrics! and john fo fixin it yupp lol



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